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31 Weird holidays in March

31 Weird holidays in March

Americans have some of the weirdest holidays and to exemplify this I chose March. Keep in mind that I only chose one holiday a day because there are days in which there can be two and even three holidays a day.

March 1 – Peanut Butter Lover’s Day

This is the joke of that day: What do you get when you cross peanut butter with an elephant? – Peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

March 2 – Old Stuff Day

This holiday appeared because of everyone’s response when asked “What’s up?” or “What’s new?”. Most people usually say “Nothing much, same old, same old”. That is why, this day has become a moment of reflection towards your life.

March 3 – If Pets had Thumbs Day

If you have ever wondered how easier would your life be if your pet would have thumbs and how would it look like, this is the day to let your imagination run wild.

March 4 – Holy Experiment Day

This is a day where you are supposed to be more religious than you are right now.

March 5 – Multiple Personalities Day

This is the holiday when people have to get in touch with your inner self.

March 6 – Frozen Food Day

This is the day when Americans eat only frozen food, heated on a microwave.

March 7 – Crown Roast of Pork Day

This is all about celebrating pork meat, especially crown roast.

March 8 – Be Nasty Day

This is the holiday when you have to be grumpy, but never cruel

March 9 – Panic Day

This is the official day when you have to panic.

March 10 – Festival of Life in the Cracks Day

Did your life slip through the cracks? Not today it didn’t! Celebrate a day of life in the cracks.

March 11 – Worship of Tools Day

The song choice for this day: If I had a Hammer. Purchase and stare at all those gadgets that you just had to have.

March 12 – Alfred Hitchcock Day

Worship your famous filmmaker, Alfred Hitchcock.

March 13 – Ear Muff Day

Thank Chester Greenwood for the creation of ear muffs in 1877.

March 14 – Potato Chip Day

Show your appreciation on this day of the deep fried chip, sit back on that couch and  grab your remote and a tasty bowl of crispy spuds!

March 15 – Everything You Think Is Wrong Day

This is the day when everything that goes wrong is not your fault! Enjoy it!

March 16 – Everything You Do Is Right Day

This is the day when you can’t do anything wrong.

March 17 – Submarine Day

The song choice for this day is: Yellow Submarine. You have to celebrate those boats!

March 18 – Supreme Sacrifice Day

This day is the day when people celebrate those who have given up the most for the others.

March 19 – Poultry Day

This is the day when you celebrate your favorite bird, be it a turkey, a quail, a duck, a chicken or all of them.

March 20 – Extraterrestrial Abductions Day

Do a lot of probes. Only America can celebrate something like this so, keep your eyes on the sky!

March 21 – Fragrance Day

Put your favorite perfume on but don’t marinate in it!

March 22 – Goof-off Day

This is the day when you can relax and make sure you don’t do what you’re supposed to do.

March 23 – Chip and Dip Day

So you had your potato chip day. Now what could be better? Something to dip it in… ranch, cheese, salsa….

March 24 – Chocolate Covered Raisins Day

This is the day when you have to forget about your weight. Have a handful of this tasty treat!

March 25 – Waffle Day

No waffling on this holiday. It’s not only celebrated in America but also in Sweden. It originated in Sweden as Våffeldagen. The holiday coincides with the Feast of the Annunciation and it is considered to be the start of spring for both Sweden and France.

March 26 – Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

Try searching for an unrecognized trait, topic or event that hasn’t been touched upon to celebrate! Enjoy it!

March 27 – National “Joe” Day

This day you are Joe. It is the holiday when Americans can be someone else, a “Joe”.

March 28 – Something on a Stick Day

This is the holiday when you celebrate everything on a stick, be it popsicles, corndogs or jalapenos.

March 29 – Festival of Smoke and Mirrors Day

This is the day of illusion and mystery. This is a great day for a masked ball or magic show.

March 30 – I Am in Control Day

This holiday started when Secretary of State Alexander Haig was quoted to have said “I am in control here” on the day that President Ronald Reagan was shot in an assassination attempt. This led to Haig eventual resignation. This also a great day to celebrate after Panic Day!

March 31 – Clams On the Half Shell Day

This is a day to celebrate those rubbery friends of ours… the clams! So tonight dine at your favorite seafood restaurant, or if you are lucky to get them yourself, enjoy them at home! But, make sure they are on the half-shell!

 

 

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