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10 pick up lines and rejections

10 pick up lines and rejections

  1. Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
    Man: That works for me… as long as you’re still warm when I do you.
  2. Man: “Hi, I’m a millionaire!”
    Woman: “Hi, I work for the IRS.”
  3. Man: Do you want to dance?
    Woman: No!
    Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
  4. Man: So what do you do for a living?
    Woman: Female impersonator.
  5. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.
  6. Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
    Man: That’s cool, ’cause after I’m done sleeping with you in the back of my car, I don’t give a crap where you go.
  7. Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
    Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
  8. Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.
  9. Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.
  10. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.
  11. Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.
  12. Man: “I’d really like to get into your pants.”
    Woman: “No thanks. There’s already one asshole in there..”
  13. Man: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason!
    Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!
  14. Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
    Woman: It’s in the phone book.
    Man: But I don’t know your name.
    Woman: That’s in the phone book too.
  15. Man: Haven’t we met before?
    Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

10 pick up lines and rejections

10 pick up lines and rejections

10 pick up lines and rejections

 

 

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